i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
I’ve spent my 18 years of life trying to be okay with the fact that humans fade in and out of each others’ lives. No matter how I think about it, I can’t make it sound romantic or poetic. To those who have already passed through my life and to those who eventually will: I love you. I miss you. The back door will always be unlocked if you ever feel like coming home.
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Look here pal waveforms are by definition not straight so stop trying to iron out this celestial one.
when i find myself in times of trouble
the 12th doctor comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
this is my dream
It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace
I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME
I DONT KNOW
NO ONE KNOWS
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha